Quick Hints for Those Above 60

Q: What can a husband do while his wife is struggling through menopause?
A: Keep yourself busy. If you’re handy with tools, finish the basement. When you’re done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible. Is it true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: “And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt ……”

Q: Seriously, what can I do for the Crow’s feet and wrinkles on my face?
A: Go bra-less. It will usually pull them out.