THINGS WE’D LIKE TO SAY AT WORK-Funny Jokes

February 1, 2008 · Print This Article

THINGS WE’D LIKE TO SAY AT WORK ( to some people not all ) BUT CAN’T!1. I can see your point, but I still think you are full of crap.2. I don’t know what your problem is but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

8. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?

9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

10. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

11. I like you. you remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t care.14. I’m really visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. Nice cologne. Must you marinate in it?

20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of karma to burn off.

22. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.

23. And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be…?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lightning.

26. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed so above all else remember the following:

BE SURE BRAIN IS ENGAGED BEFORE PUTTING MOUTH IN GEAR !!!!!!

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