Parliamentary Cynicism

One morning a florist went to visit his local barbor. After his haircut, he went to pay, but the barber said ‘I’m doing community service this week and can’t accept your money’ The florist was happy and left the barbershop. The next morning the barber opened his door and there was a ‘thank you’ card with a dozen roses waiting for him.

Later that day, a police officer drops in for a haircut. When he tries to pay, the barber says, ‘I’m doing community service this week and can’t accept your money’ The officer is happy and leaves the shop. When the barber opens his shop the next morning, a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts were behind the door waiting for him.

That same day a Member of Parliament comes in for his haircut. When he asks to pay, the barber again says, ‘I’m doing community service this week and can’t accept your money’ The MP is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning, when the barbershop opens, a dozen Members of Parliament are waiting for a free haircut.

The moral of our story… Politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason…