I KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE WHEN – Funny Jokes

.The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. .My assistant began responding to my memos with, “Yeah, whatever.” .I got a “It’s for you loser” ding when receiving e-mail- – – not a chime..My new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.The Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.My parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster..I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work..The Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract..A large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes..The receptionist began saying “Who ???” to anyone calling on me..My secretary sez things like “Get the phone, my nails aren’t dry.”

.Three people began helping me write a “desk manual” for my job.