Directory Assistance JOBS ARE TOUGH – Funny Jokes

Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven. Operator : Woven? Are you sure? Caller : Yes. That’s what it says on the label – Woven in Scotland.

Caller : I’d like the SPCA please.
Operator : Where are you calling from?
Caller : The living room

Caller : The water board please.
Operator : Which department?
Caller : Tap water.

Operator : How are you spelling that?
Caller : With letters.

Caller : I’d like the number for a reverend in Dundarton, please.
Operator : Do you have his name?
Caller : No, but he has a dog named Ben.

Caller : The Union of Shopkeepers and Alligators please.
Operator : You mean the Amalgamated Union of Shopkeepers?

On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told the worried operator: “I haven’t got a pen so I’m steaming up the window to write the number on