The Pain Machine – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital to give birth, and the doctor told them that he had developed an experimental machine and asked if they would like to try it out. He explained carefully that the machine could take some of the pain of childbirth from the mother and give it to the father. Both the mother and father thought that this was a wonderful idea and decided to give it a try.

The doctor set the knob at 10 percent for starters , explaining to the man that 10 percent was probably more pain than he ever experienced. But, the man was surprised at how little pain he felt and asked the doctor to turn it up a notch. The doctor turned the knob up to 20 percent and checked the husband’s blood pressure, which was fine.

Amazed, the doctor turned the knob up again to 50 percent. Still feeling nothing, the husband encouraged the doctor to give him ALL the pain. Again dumbfounded, the doctor increased the load to 100 PERCENT!

After his wife had given birth, the man stood up, stretched a little and helped his wife into the car, both of them feeling fine.

When they got home, they found the mailman dead on the door step.


460. The Abortion Bill – AUTHOR Dave
The Abortion Bill
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.

“What is it?” exclaims the President. “It’s this Abortion Bill, Mr. President.

What do you want to do about it?” the aide replies.

“Just go ahead and pay it,” responds the President.


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