THE LOST WIFE – Funny Jokes

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
“Excuse me; I cant seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, “Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”

“I have no idea, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman with breasts as lovely as yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”