RELATIONSHIP ARITHMETIC

May 22, 2007 · Print This Article

Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss +
dumb employee = production. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will
pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future
until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he
gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can
spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
ittle. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not
try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two
people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow
deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A
man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after
that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before
marriage and after marriage.

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