LITTLE JOHNNY AND SEX – Funny Jokes

August 21, 2007 · Print This Article

Little Johnny was a curious little guy and was always asking questions. One day, when his aunt was visiting, he went into his typical interrogation. Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, how old are you? Auntie: Well Johnny, that’s not a question that you ask a lady. Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, how much do you weigh? Auntie: Johnny! That’s not a question you ask a lady. Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, why don’t you and your boyfriend sleep in the same bed? Auntie: Johnny, stop this! That’s not a question you ask a lady! Johnny went off to play but the next day he was talking to his aunt again. Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, I know how old you are. You’re 32 years old. Auntie: Johnny! How do you know that? Johnny: Auntie, Auntie, Auntie, I know how much you weigh. You’re 135 pounds. Auntie: Johnny! How do you know that? Johnny: And Auntie, Auntie, Auntie. I know why you don’t sleep in the same bed as your boyfriend. Auntie: Johnny! Stop this! How do you know all this? Johnny: Well, I found your driver’s license last night. Here it says that you’re 32 years old and here it says that you weigh 135 pounds. And right down here it explains why you don’t sleep in the same bed as your boyfriend. Auntie: Where does it say that?
Johnny: Right here. It says you got an “F” in Sex.

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