Impress Your Woman / Man – Funny Jokes

October 4, 2007 · Print This Article

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Wine her Dine her Call her Hug her Support her Hold her Surprise her Compliment her Smile at her Listen to her Laugh with her Cry with her Romance her Encourage her Believe in her Pray with her Pray for her Cuddle with her Shop with her Give her jewelry Buy her flowers Hold her hand Write love letters to her Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked… Bring food.. Don’t block the TV…

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