Hermaphroditic Birth

May 22, 2007 · Print This Article

A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes
in, and he says, “I have to tell you something about your baby.”

The woman sits up in bed and says, “What’s wrong with my baby,
Doctor? What’s wrong???”

The doctor says, “Well, now, nothing’s wrong, exactly, but your
baby is a little bit different. Your baby is a hermaphrodite.”

The woman is confused. “A hermaphrodite… what’s that???”

“Well, it means your baby has the…er… features… of a male
and a female.”

The woman turns pale. She says, “Oh my god! You mean it has a
penis… AND a brain?”


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