Golf Clubs – Funny Jokes

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? HUSBAND: Definitely not! WIFE: Why not – don’t you like being married? HUSBAND: Of course I do. WIFE: Then why wouldn’t you remarry? HUSBAND: Okay, I’d get married again. WIFE: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed? HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep? WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers? HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs? HUSBAND: No, she’s left-handed. WIFE: – – – silence – – – HUSBAND: Fuck.