Blonde Jokes

May 22, 2007 · Print This Article

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps.

Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
A: An air bag.

Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.

Q: Why should you never give blondes coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to re-train them.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold onto a thought.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: It’s okay daddy, I’m not hurt!

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She puts all of her clothes into a large pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounding by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

Q: What is every blondes ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What can save a dying blonde?
A: Hair transplants.


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