February 1, 2008 · Print This Article

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.

They sit down and engage in an animated conversation
that seems to be English.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following: “Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more, “You foul-mouthed sex
obsessed pig,” she retorted indignantly. “In this country.
We don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.

“Hey, coola downa lady,” said the man.
“Whos a talkin’ abouta sex?
I’ma justa tellin’ my friend how to a spella Mississippi.”


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