Tarzan Makes Love To Jane

January 21, 2011 · Print This Article

After living alone in the the deep jungle for so many years, Tarzan had only spent quality time with the apes… When it came to sexual encounters, Tarzan often hunted for a tree that had a suitably sized hole…

One day a geologist named Jane was in Tarzan’s jungle, searching for her next big diamond. Deep in the wilds she came to an opening and stumbled upon Tarzan thrusting vigorously into a jungle vine tree… she quietly watched him…

After seeing his animal display of passion, Jane runs out into the clearing and lays down int he tall grass, offering herself openly… Tarzan runs over to Jane and gives her a massive kick to the crotch… In pain she screams “Why the hell did you do that?” … he replies “Tarzan always check for squirrels”


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