Protection – Funny Jokes

October 2, 2007 · Print This Article

A woman is driving down a country road in the nighttime when her car breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She asks the farmer if she could spend the night there.

“Well,” drawls the farmer, “you can stay here, but I don’t want you messin’ with my sons, Jed and Luke.”

She looks through the screen door and sees two men in their twenties. “Okay”, she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her. So, she went into their room and says, “Boys, how would you like for me to teach you the ways of the world?”

They say, “Huh?”

She says, “The only thing is, I don’t want to get pregnant, so you have to wear these rubbers.” She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Forty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking back and forth. Jed says, “Luke?” Luke says, “Yeah, Jed?” Jed says, “You remember that woman that came by here about forty years ago and showed us the ways of the world?”

“Yeah,” says Luke, “I remember.”

“Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?” asks Jed.

“Nope,” says Luke, “I reckon not”.

“Me, neither,” says Jed, “Let’s take these things off.”


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