An Irish Toast

Mr. O’Mally lifts his beer and toasts “Here’s to spending me life, between the legs of me wife!”

For such a bold toast, he wins first prize at the pubs annual contest.

The same night O’Mally comes home and tells his lovely wife Mary “Love, I won first place for Best Toast of the year”. Mary asks “Did ya now? And what was your famous toast?” Mr. O’Mally replies “Here’s to spending me life, sittin in church with me wife.”

“Oh, that’s charming John” Mary says.

The next day, Mary bumps into John ‘s drinkin buddy down at the market. The man grins and says, “Hey Mary, O’Mally won the annual prize last night with a toast about you”.

Mary replies “Aye, I was a wee bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only gone down there twice in the last ten months. Once he fell asleep and the next time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come”.

Apparently, this won joke of the year in Ireland… they sure know how to tell jokes…