MEN _ Funny Jokes

November 5, 2007 · Print This Article

1. Men are like Laxatives …. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.
Bananas The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like
Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .
Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .
Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like
Commercials …… You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like
Department Stores Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like …
Government Bonds … They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..
Mascara They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like
Popcorn .. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11 Men are like
Snowstorms You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like
Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like
Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.


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