LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE SHOVEL – Funny Jokes

The teacher was giving a lesson in her English class. She put a shovel on her desk and asked children to tell her what came into their minds when thy saw this shovel.
Billy said, “I think about my dad. He is a construction worker.”

Suzie “I think about our new house.”

Then the teacher thought, ‘Why don’t I ask Little Johnny? After all, what can he say about a shovel that would be improper?’

So, she said, “Little Johnny, what do you think about when you see this shovel?”

Little Johnny stopped carving a big J into his desk and said “Naked chicks!”

The teacher was horrified “But why, Little Johnny? Why? This is a shovel!”

Little Johnny said,

“I always think about naked Chicks!”