LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE SHOVEL – Funny Jokes
August 21, 2007 · Print This Article
The teacher was giving a lesson in her English class. She put a shovel on her desk and asked children to tell her what came into their minds when thy saw this shovel.
Billy said, “I think about my dad. He is a construction worker.”
Suzie “I think about our new house.”
Then the teacher thought, ‘Why don’t I ask Little Johnny? After all, what can he say about a shovel that would be improper?’
So, she said, “Little Johnny, what do you think about when you see this shovel?”
Little Johnny stopped carving a big J into his desk and said “Naked chicks!”
The teacher was horrified “But why, Little Johnny? Why? This is a shovel!”
Little Johnny said,
“I always think about naked Chicks!”
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