WHAT DOES YOUR DADDY DO? – Funny Jokes

Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up – fireman, policeman, salesman, etc… Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. “My father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer’s really good, he’ll go out to the alley with some screaming fag and have sex with them.” The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, “Is that really true about your father?” “No,” said Johnny, “he plays for the Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say so”.