This Scotsman

May 22, 2007 · Print This Article

So there was this Scotsman, who’d arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered around the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An airline employee asked him if he was already homesick. “No,” replied the Scotsman. “I’ve lost all me luggage!” “How’d that happen?” “The cork fell out!” said the Scotsman.


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