THE NURSE€™S PEN – Funny Jokes

January 9, 2008 · Print This Article

A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.
When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she


“Well, that’s great….that’s just great….

some asshole’s got my pen!”


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