SHINGLES AND THE DOCTOR – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

More and more doctors are running their practices like an assembly line (ain’t it the truth!). One fella walked into a doctor’s surgery and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So, she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse’s aide came out and asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So, she took down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told him to wait in an examining room. A half-hour later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” So, she gave him a blood test, an electrocardiogram, a blood pressure test, told him to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, “Shingles.” The doctor said, “Where?” He said, “Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?”

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