Proud Canadian Condoms – Funny Jokes

May 23, 2007 · Print This Article

Condoms President Bush called Prime Minister Chretien with a pressing emergency…. “Our largest condom factory has exploded,” the american president cried. “My people’s favourite form of bith control! This is a disaster!” “George, de Canajian pipple would be “appy to do anyt’ing wit’in der power to ‘elp you,” replied the Prime Minister. “I do need your help,” said Bush. “Could you possibly send us 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?” “Certainment, mon amis! I will get on hit right haway,” said Jean. “Oh, and one small favour, please?” said George. “Oui?” replied Jean. “Could the condoms be red, white and blue. Be at least 10 inches long and 4 inches in diameter?” asked Bush. “No prob’lem,” replied Jean and with that Chretien hung up the phone and called the president of Trojan. “I need a favour. You got to make for me 1,000,000 condoms right haway and sen’dem to Hamerica.” “Consider it done” said the president of Trojan. “Great! Now listen mon ami. Dey haf to be rouge, blanc et bleu in colour, hat least 10 hinches long and 4 hinches in dia’meter.” “That’s easily done. Anything else?” “Oui,” said Chretien, “an print on dem; MADE IN CANADA, size SMALL PROUD TO BE CANADIAN

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