Marriage (Part II) – Funny Jokes

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone

That reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife — Cold As Ever’!”

“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone

That reads, ‘Here Lies My Husband — Stiff At Last’!”