Male Perspective – Funny Jokes

October 2, 2007 · Print This Article

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.

It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful!

I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months-I don’t like to interrupt her.

A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?

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