Little Leprechaun – Funny Jokes

October 3, 2007 · Print This Article

One day this man is sitting in a bar, drinking, when this little leprechaun jumps up on the bar stool next to him, jumps up on the bar, spits in the man’s face, and runs away. The man wiped his face and was thinking,”oh, man, that was so nasty!” The next day, the same man is in the same bar drinking when here comes the little leprechaun. It jumps up on the bar stool next to him, jumps up on the bar,spits in the man’s face, and runs away. The man angrily wiped his face and thought to himself,”If that leprechaun does that again, I’m goin’ to cut off his penis.” The next day, the man sat at the bar waitin’ for the leprechaun. He kept ordering drinks after drinks after drinks. Finally, the little leprechaun came, jumped up on the bar stool next to him and jumped up on the bar. The man grabbed the leprechaun, took out his knife, pulled down his pants, and there was nothing there! So he asks the leprechaun,”How do you piss?” The leprechaun spits in his face and runs away.

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