Little Johnny & the Pastor – Funny Jokes

June 29, 2007 · Print This Article

One Sunday morning the pastor noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The plaque was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.Johnny had been staring at the plaque for very long time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, “Good morning Johnny.”
“Good morning pastor,” replied the young boy, still focused on the plaque.

“Pastor McPhee, what is this?” Johnny asked.

“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service.”

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny’s voice was barely audible when he said, “I heard Dad tell Mom your boring sermons were killing him,” then asked, “will my Dad’s name be put up here too with the rest that died at your services?”


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