Little Johnny Misses School – Funny Jokes

June 29, 2007 · Print This Article

Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher.Teacher, “Ah, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?”
Johnny, “I’m sorry Miss, but my Granddad got burnt yesterday.”

Teacher, “Was he burned very bad?”

Johnny, “Yes Maam, they don’t mess around at these crematoriums you know.”


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