Lady at the Bar – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does she begins to gently caress his full beard. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. “Actually, no,” the bartender replies. “Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,” she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. “I’m afraid I can’t,” breathes the bartender. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, running her forefinger across the bartender’s lips, slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them. “What should I tell him?” the bartender manages to ask. “Tell him,” she whispers, “there’s no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.”


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