Jeff Foxworthy on Minnesota – Funny Jokes

February 27, 2008 · Print This Article

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18″ of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.

If you’re proud that your state makes the national News 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Minnesota.

If your dads suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, You might live in Minnesota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota.

If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota.

Vacation means going up North past Virginia for the weekend, you might live in Minnesota.

If you know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedia, Edina, Shakopee, Winton and Ely, You might live in Minnesota.

If you measure distance in hours, you might live in Minnesota.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Minnesota.

You often switch from heat to A/C in the same day and back again, you might live in Minnesota

You see people wearing hunting clothes at special events, you might live in Minnesota.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching. You might live in Minnesota.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Minnesota.

You think of the major food groups as Beer, Fish and venison, you might live in Minnesota.

You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Minnesota.

There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at any given time, You might live in Minnesota.

You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Minnesota.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Minnesota.

You know all 4 seasons: almost winder, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Minnesota.

You consider Minneapolis exotic, you might live in Minnesota.

Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might live in Minnesota.

Down South means Iowa, A brat is something you eat, You go out to fish fry every Friday,

You find 0 degrees a little chilly; you really just might live in Minnesota!

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