Grade Earned – Funny Jokes
February 27, 2008 · Print This Article
Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton.
One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the position that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for his report:
Titanic: $29.99 * Clinton: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read * Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe *
Clinton: The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist * Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar * Clinton: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined * Clinton: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit * Clinton: Let’s Not Go There
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry * Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life * Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen * Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death * Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary…basically the same thing
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