Grade Earned – Funny Jokes

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton.

One smart ass student turned in the following book report, with the position that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for his report:

Titanic: $29.99 * Clinton: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read * Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack & Rose, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe *

Clinton: The story of Bill & Monica, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist * Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar * Clinton: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined * Clinton: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit * Clinton: Let’s Not Go There

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry * Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life * Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen * Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death * Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary…basically the same thing