Golf Humor

May 19, 2007 · Print This Article

A man overslept with his mistress and was late coming home to his wife. He quickly asked his mistress to take his shows downstairs, throw them in the mud and put grass all over them. After dressing he drove home and his wife confronted him at the door. She asked him point blank “Where have you been?”. He was so surprised he blurted out “I am sorry honey, I have been with a women having sex all night long”.

She turned to him, looked at his shoes, and said discusted “You liar, you’ve been golfing again”.


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