February 13, 2008 · Print This Article

A doctor finds himself at the pearly gates of heaven. There are easily 6,000 people in line being processed in. The doctor gets in line and starts talking to the person in front of him and in the conversation says, “I was a doctor”.

With that, the person yells out to the guard at the front of the line and says, “Weve got a doctor here!”

Saint Peter rushes back and says “Come on in . . . Doctors dont have to wait like everyone else!”

Just then, and old, old man with a long beard and flowing white gown wisks past all 6000 people in line and goes right into heaven. The fella says to Saint Peter, “Hey, who was that and why does he get to go first?”

Saint Peter says, “Oh, that was God… he thinks hes a doctor!”


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