Crashed Beckam – Funny Jokes

October 4, 2007 · Print This Article

Theres 4 people on a plane, tony blair, david beckham, a girl and a priest. the plane is going to crash but theres only 3 parachutes, tony blair says i need a parachute because i’m the prime minister so he gets a parachute and jumps, david beckam goes i need one coz i’m the captain of england footbal squad and everybody says i’m stupid but i’m not so, he grabs one and jumps. then the priest says to the girl you take the last one then i’ll go to heaven knowing i saved a girl. then girl turns round and says dont worry, beckham took a rucksack


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