Bush in heaven – Funny Jokes

October 23, 2007 · Print This Article

A United States senator died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.” “Oh,” said the Senator, “who’s clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie.” “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life.” The Senator asked, “Where’s George Bush’s clock?” “It’s in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .


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