BLOOPERS FROM THE CHURCH BULLETIN

May 20, 2007 · Print This Article

1. The Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

2. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
4. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

5. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”

6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

10. Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

12. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

13. The sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.

14. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

15. Don’t let worry kill you, let the church help.

21. For those of you who have children and don’t know it we have a nursery downstairs.

22. Easter Sunday program: “Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar”.

23. The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

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