Best Scottish short joke – Funny Jokes

October 20, 2007 · Print This Article

A guy walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
“Excuse me Miss, de yee hiv any books on suicide?”
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her
glasses, and says, “Fouk off, ye’ll no bring it back!”

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