Best Bar In The World – Newfie Joke

May 22, 2007 · Print This Article

A Torontonian, a New Yorker and a Newfie were arguing over which place had the best bar in the world. The New Yorker jumped in right away with, “We have a bar in New York that has ‘Happy Hour’ every day from 3PM till 6PM and drinks are always half price. “That’s great,” said the guy from Toronto, “But we have a bar where you pay for the first drink, but every second drink is free”. The Newfie just sat back laughing and laughing at how much better his bar in St. John’s was. He proudly presented his story. “We have a bar in St. John’s that gives you the first drink free. Then they give you the second drink free. Then they give you the third drink for free. Then they take you in the back room and you get laid for free. “WOW!!!” exclaimed the other two, somewhat disbelieving. “Did that happen to you?” “NO,” said the Newfie. “But it did happen to my sister.”


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