Beer Joke – From the Newfie Jokes Archive

Two newfies fell overboard and were floating in deep water in the middle of the ocean for a few days. They were both exhausted and just then a bottle floated by. The first Newfie opened the bottle an a Genie slithered out and made them an offer. “You can have one – and only one wish”. So without hesitation, the first newfie pipes up first, “Great! Turn all this water into beer!” and immediately the ocean was turned into beer. The second Newfie is taken aback with the quick response but in disgust, turns to his friend and asks, “Oh great, now where are we going to pee?”