June 11, 2007 · Print This Article

A particularly voluptuous lady entered the dentists surgery quite upset. The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously as the dentist began sterilizing all the required equipment. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed. So he tried to calm her down again even though he was losing patience.
Almost immediately the lady went hysterical, then realizing that the dentist was watching her, she said, “Oh doctor, I’m so nervous. I hate dentists. Why, I think I’d rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled.”
The dentist replied, ” Well Miss, better make up your mind fast so that I can adjust the chair.”


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