LOST WIVES – Good Jokes

June 1, 2007 · Print This Article

Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.” The second old guy says, “That’s OK, It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.” The first old guy says, “Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?” The second old guy says: “Well, she is 27 yrs old! , tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does you wife look like?” To which the first old guy says, “Doesn’t matter, — let’s look for yours.”


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