Last Resort – Funny Jokes

June 8, 2007 · Print This Article

A couple lost everything they had in the stock market. They didn’t have jobs so he figured the only thing left to do was to put his wife on the street corner as a prostitute. A car pulled up and a man asked how much, she replied $100, he said he only has $50.00, she runs back into the house and consults with her husband. He told her to give him a blow job for that. She went back and told the man this and he said ok. He dropped his pants and it was the biggest she had ever seen. She told him to wait a minute and ran back inside. She asked her husband if they could loan him the other $50.00


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