Gimme – Funny Golf Jokes

October 3, 2007 · Print This Article

Three golfers were on the 13th hole when they saw a beautiful woman in front of them. She was hitting the ball everywhere. They watched the woman for a couple more holes. Then she had a beautiful shot on the par three 14 yards from the pin. The guys went over to congratulate her. She said whoever can tell me how to get the ball in the hole, i will give you the best oral sex you ever had. So the first one knees down and says hit it towards the left and it should curve right into the cup. The second one says no go right and it is straight on. The third picks up the ball and says “Gimme”


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