Elmo Factory – Funny Jokes

October 3, 2007 · Print This Article

A blonde desperate for work goes into a toy factory. Although she had very little skills, the manager felt badly for her and finally agrees to hire her. He takes her to the line and explains what he would like her to do. The next day she arrives for work and within an hour the foreman on the Tickle Me Elmo line is in the manager’s office ranting about how awful the blonde is. So the manager goes to see what the problem is. Sure enough, there are Elmo’s backed up from here to kingdom come. At the end of the line is the blonde with a big bag of marbles, some red fur, and a needle and thread. As he watches, she cuts a small piece of fur, places two marbles in it and starts sewing it between Elmo’s legs. The manager, barely containing his laughter, walks over to the blonde and says, I’m sorry I didn’t make myself clear yesterday. We want you to give Elmo “two test tickles”!


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