Little Johnny & the Hammer – Funny Jokes

Little Johnny came downstairs bellowing lustily. His mother asked, “What’s the matter now?””Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with a hammer,” said Johnny through his tears.
“That’s not so serious,” soothed his mother. “I know you’re upset, but a big man like you shouldn’t cry at something like that. Why didn’t you just laugh?”

“I did!” sobbed Johnny.