Little Johnny & the First Day of School – 1 – Funny Jokes

June 29, 2007 · Print This Article

Little Johnny was at his first day of school. The teacher advised the class that he start the day with the pledge of allegiance and instructed them to put their right hand over their heart and repeat after him.As he starts the recitation he looks around the room, “I pledge allegiance to the flag…” When his eyes fell on Little Johnny he found he had his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.
“Johnny, I will not continue till you put you hand over your heart.”

Little Johnny replied, “It is over my heart.”

After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart the teacher asked, “Why do you think that is your heart?”

“Because every time my Grandma comes to visit she picks me up and pats me here and says, ‘Bless your little heart,’ and my Grandma wouldn’t lie.”


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