CUTE KIDS – Funny Humor

June 1, 2007 · Print This Article

A 6-year old and a 4-year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You
know what?” says the 6-year old. “I think it’s about time we
started cussing.”
The 4-year old nods his head in approval. The 6-year old continues,
“When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with
hell and you say something with ass.” The 4-year old agrees with
enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year old what
he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Awe, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll
have some Cheerios.”

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him
in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year old and asks
with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man?”

“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t
be Cheerios!!”

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