YOU MAY LIVE IN CANADA – Funny Jokes

February 27, 2008 · Print This Article

Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about ‘Canucks’

-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada.

-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada.

-If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada.

-If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada.

-If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada.

-If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada.

-If you have switched from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada

-If you can drive 90 kms/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada.

-If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada.

-If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada.

-If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada.

-If the speed limit on the highway is 80km and you’re going 90 but everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada.

-If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada.

-If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Canada

-If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada.

-If you find 2 degrees “a little chilly”, you may live in Canada.

-if you spend more money for a snowmobile than you do for a car, you may live in Canada.

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