Old Men Still Think – Funny Jokes

December 20, 2007 · Print This Article

An elderly man had owned a farm for years.

He had a large lake at the back with lots of fruit trees.

The lake was ideal for swimming, although he rarely did that anymore.

One lovely sunny day he decided to go down to the lake as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He took a bucket with him to bring back some fruit. As he neared the lake, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was six young women skinny-dipping, he made them aware of his presence and they all went to a deep part of the lake.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond naked.” Holding the bucket up he said,

“I’m here to feed the alligator.”
Moral: Old men can still think fast.


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